Let's start a new thread of QL-related jokes, starting with...
I love the smell of my F5 key, it's very refreshing.
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How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
None, it's a hardware problem.
Why do they put lightning conductors on churches?
If at first you don't succeed, don't take up skydiving!
If you think your job is pointless, remember, there's someone in Germany who fits indicators to BMWs.
If at first you don't succeed, don't take up skydiving!
If you think your job is pointless, remember, there's someone in Germany who fits indicators to BMWs.
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NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.
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tofro wrote:NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.
Stop interrupting every 1/50 of a second...

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tofro wrote:NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.
...wouldn't you get a bad or changed medium?

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There once was a man called Tebby,
Who's OS was not at all heavy.
Its toolkit was weak,
So he gave it a tweek,
And made everyone quite happy.
Who's OS was not at all heavy.
Its toolkit was weak,
So he gave it a tweek,
And made everyone quite happy.
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Computer One Monitor has a nice easter egg. Try this command: 'clone clone clone' and see what happens 

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NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
More likely:
One to fix it and 50 to talk about the problem....
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Derek
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NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
More likely:
One to fix it and 50 to rush around and talk about the problem....
Regards,
Derek
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NormanDunbar wrote:
How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>> Fifty chinese QL Tinkerers : "Many hands make light work"
How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>> Fifty chinese QL Tinkerers : "Many hands make light work"
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