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Re: QL Jokes

Postby Cristian » Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:41 pm

Unzip in FLP1 and run the _bas program. Or put in another place (Mdv, folder etc.) and change the device name in the _bas file.

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Update - added Italian version:

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Re: QL Jokes

Postby pjw » Thu Feb 28, 2019 2:26 pm

Nice one, Cristian :)
To run it under QPC2 do a QPC_QLSCREMU 4 first. (To turn off the racket when youve had enough type Beep 1,1 at the console ;)


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Re: QL Jokes

Postby Cristian » Fri Mar 01, 2019 1:14 pm

Thanks Per for your useful tips.
As you know, we're in Carnival time, so I won't tell how to turn off the racket on a basic QL (even if almost everyone here already knows) :P


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Re: QL Jokes

Postby Dave » Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:10 pm

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Re: QL Jokes

Postby Cristian » Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:27 pm

Interstellar: QTARS robot

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Re: QL Jokes

Postby NormanDunbar » Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:45 pm

Keep them coming Cristian!

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Re: QL Jokes

Postby dilwyn » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:02 am

Wonder if I can get away with posting a picture of a couple of topless strippers on here? :twisted:

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Re: QL Jokes

Postby NormanDunbar » Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:51 pm

Love it!

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Re: QL Jokes

Postby dden » Fri Mar 29, 2019 6:25 pm

Paint strippers...groan :lol:


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Re: QL Jokes

Postby Dave » Tue Apr 02, 2019 6:36 pm

I'm going to release some new hardware, soon!!!

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