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Let's start a new thread of QL-related jokes, starting with...

I love the smell of my F5 key, it's very refreshing.


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How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.


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NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.


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tofro wrote:
NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.
Stop interrupting every 1/50 of a second...
:D


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tofro wrote:
NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.
...wouldn't you get a bad or changed medium? :cry:


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There once was a man called Tebby,
Who's OS was not at all heavy.
Its toolkit was weak,
So he gave it a tweek,
And made everyone quite happy.


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Computer One Monitor has a nice easter egg. Try this command: 'clone clone clone' and see what happens :D


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NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
More likely:

One to fix it and 50 to talk about the problem....


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NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
More likely:

One to fix it and 50 to rush around and talk about the problem....


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NormanDunbar wrote:

How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

>> Fifty chinese QL Tinkerers : "Many hands make light work"


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