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QL Jokes
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:40 pm
by dilwyn
Let's start a new thread of QL-related jokes, starting with...
I love the smell of my F5 key, it's very refreshing.
Re: QL Jokes
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:42 pm
by NormanDunbar
How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
Re: QL Jokes
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:31 pm
by tofro
NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
You
can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.
Re: QL Jokes
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:05 pm
by dilwyn
tofro wrote:NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
You
can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.
Stop interrupting every 1/50 of a second...
Re: QL Jokes
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:59 pm
by olifink
tofro wrote:NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
You
can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.
...wouldn't you get a
bad or changed medium?
Re: QL Jokes
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:05 pm
by stephen_usher
There once was a man called Tebby,
Who's OS was not at all heavy.
Its toolkit was weak,
So he gave it a tweek,
And made everyone quite happy.
Re: QL Jokes
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:05 pm
by janbredenbeek
Computer One Monitor has a nice easter egg. Try this command: 'clone clone clone' and see what happens
Re: QL Jokes
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:19 am
by Derek_Stewart
NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
More likely:
One to fix it and 50 to talk about the problem....
Re: QL Jokes
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:20 am
by Derek_Stewart
NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
More likely:
One to fix it and 50 to rush around and talk about the problem....
Re: QL Jokes
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:25 pm
by stevepoole
NormanDunbar wrote:
How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>> Fifty chinese QL Tinkerers : "Many hands make light work"