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QL Jokes

Postby dilwyn » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:40 pm

Let's start a new thread of QL-related jokes, starting with...

I love the smell of my F5 key, it's very refreshing.


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Re: QL Jokes

Postby NormanDunbar » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:42 pm

How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.


Why do they put lightning conductors on churches?
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Re: QL Jokes

Postby tofro » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:31 pm

NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.


You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.


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Re: QL Jokes

Postby dilwyn » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:05 pm

tofro wrote:
NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.


You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.

Stop interrupting every 1/50 of a second...
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Re: QL Jokes

Postby olifink » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:59 pm

tofro wrote:
NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.


You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.


...wouldn't you get a bad or changed medium? :cry:


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Re: QL Jokes

Postby stephen_usher » Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:05 pm

There once was a man called Tebby,
Who's OS was not at all heavy.
Its toolkit was weak,
So he gave it a tweek,
And made everyone quite happy.


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Re: QL Jokes

Postby janbredenbeek » Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:05 pm

Computer One Monitor has a nice easter egg. Try this command: 'clone clone clone' and see what happens :D


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Re: QL Jokes

Postby Derek_Stewart » Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:19 am

NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.


More likely:

One to fix it and 50 to talk about the problem....


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Re: QL Jokes

Postby Derek_Stewart » Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:20 am

NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.


More likely:

One to fix it and 50 to rush around and talk about the problem....


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Re: QL Jokes

Postby stevepoole » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:25 pm

NormanDunbar wrote:

How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

>> Fifty chinese QL Tinkerers : "Many hands make light work"



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