New Windows messages?

[dilwyn]

Here are some new Windoze error messages I came across while trying to find something on google. This morning, I think number 20 in particular applies to me...

I added number 25 myself.

1.Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5.Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6.Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7.Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8.This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9.Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
10.This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
11.To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
12.BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
13.COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
14.CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15.File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16.Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17.Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18.Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19.WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
20.User Error: Replace user.
21.Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
22.Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
23.If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
24.Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
25. Windows patch #1,234,567,890 applied (QPC2 has been added to improve the user experience).

[belg4rion67]

Oh great!! Wonderful idea....I want to develope your messages into my Windows system...at work!!
Ciao!

[Dave]

The problem with Windows is bug density barrier. It is believed by some that the singularity will happen when the bug/bit density reaches 1:1. This is why PCs need ever more memory.

Every time the bug density gets close to the bug density barrier, the machine becomes ineffective to the point that an upgrade is the only way forward. There are theories that it is possible for a single bit to contain more than one bug. However, if that were true, planes could fly faster than sound, and computers would need more than 512K. This obviously makes no sense, because if bug density could pass 1, the number of bytes to store the bugs would actually decrease - this is obviously impossible.

All computers would disappear in a puff of illogic.